Wednesday One-Liners Are History, Dude

Guy holding baby: I've decided I'm going to write a pop-up history of the ancient world, based on Herodotus. Should be great for babies.

--Strand Bookstore

American history tutor: The only dictator I know of is Hugo Chavez, and that's because I met him.

--Jake's Saloon, 57th & 10th

Overheard by: poor kid's gonna fail that test

Rich mom with two kids: ... And it was named after our country's first president, Christopher Columbus.

--117th & Broadway

Overheard by: doesn't get columbus day off

Guy to friend: If I can make it through the '80s, I can make it through anything.

--Astor Pl

Overheard by: squishduck

Professor: Sigismondo Malatesta was the only person in history to ever be publicly consigned to Hell by the pope. Now, that's when a pope was a pope. I wish the pope would just get on TV and say, 'You're going to Hell!'

--Fordham University - Rose Hill

Overheard by: Christina

Guy: Wait, have I ever told you guys about my irrational fear of the late 1800s?

--NYU dorm

Overheard by: Danimal