Wednesday One-Liners Break the Curve

Asian girl to friend: You know her! She's the Asian girl -- you know, the one with the eyes!

--Empire State Building

Overheard by: Chuckles

Little boy about Japanese man: Mom, how come that man is closing his eyes all the time?!

--Liberty St

Overheard by: galgal

Emo Asian boy: You can recover from drug or alcohol addictions, but there is no cure for Asianism.

--Weinstein Dining Hall, NYU

Drunk Asian man: Did you see that mosaic? It's all wrong. The Asians were all one shade of yellow. What kind of art work is that? Look at me and my people -- we're multiple shades!

--R train

20-something woman: Being an Asian and being a tranny aren't the same thing.

--Dallas BBQ, Chelsea

Overheard by: Ladle