Wednesday One-Liners Click "It's Complicated"

Chick: It's about your cyber personality, and if your cyber personality doesn't want to be in a relationship with me on Facebook, that's okay!

--NYU Hayden Staircase

Coed: I don't know... if Sheryl* with the two kids by the two different baby-daddies can have a good MySpace, I think pretty much anyone should be able to do it.

--Hunter College

Overheard by: ImmaculatePizza

Hipster girl: It looks like MySpace exploded in there!

--The Knitting Factory, 74 Leonard St

Overheard by: Cassie

20-something girl: So, the quadriplegic I hooked up with added me as a friend on Facebook last night.

--Chipotle, 51st & 8th

Geek prophet: No one is ever away from Google, really.

--Near Holland Tunnel

Overheard by: Claire H.

Angry chick, to boyfriend: Look, I'm not changing my Facebook status!

--6th & Ave A

Overheard by: Kremilyse

30-ish woman: I said I wouldn't date him 'til he gets rid of the typos on his MySpace profile... Am I a snob?

--Tom's Diner, Morningside Heights

Overheard by: ball-and-veining tool