Wednesday Just Can't Commit to a One-Liner

Mid-20s girl: I never date a guy who gets more than three questions wrong on the SATs. I don't plan it, it just works out that way.

--23rd & 8th

Overheard by: Limey

Hipster on cell: I went through this time when I was like, 'I could have 800 girlfriends at the same time and just not tell them about each other.' That was much easier...

--Bedford Ave, Williamsburg

Guy pointing to nothing in particular on the sidewalk: Uh, dude, you dropped your girlfriend.

--Times Square

Overheard by: christine

Muslim woman in full abaya, dragging husband along: Right now I need to focus on my needs. Do you hear me? This is about my needs!

--Atlantic Ave, in front of Brooklyn Heights YMCA

Man to woman on the sidewalk: Well, we had our one, but it wasn't so much a fight as it was a mini-series.

--12th, between 6th & 5th

Overheard by: Karen

Girl: My asshole boyfriend! I was just staying with him until Valentine's Day so that I could get a present, and tomorrow he's history! But then I didn't even get that!

--NYU Silver Center