Mid-20s girl: I never date a guy who gets more than three questions wrong on the SATs. I don’t plan it, it just works out that way. –23rd & 8th Overheard by: Limey Hipster on cell: I went through this time when I was like, ‘I could have 800 girlfriends at the same time and just not tell them about each other.’ That was much easier… –Bedford Ave, Williamsburg Guy pointing to nothing in particular on the sidewalk: Uh, dude, you dropped your girlfriend. –Times Square Overheard by: christine Muslim woman in full abaya, dragging husband along: Right now I need to focus on my needs. Do you hear me? This is about my needs! –Atlantic Ave, in front of Brooklyn Heights YMCA Man to woman on the sidewalk: Well, we had our one, but it wasn’t so much a fight as it was a mini-series. –12th, between 6th & 5th Overheard by: Karen Girl: My asshole boyfriend! I was just staying with him until Valentine’s Day so that I could get a present, and tomorrow he’s history! But then I didn’t even get that! –NYU Silver Center