Haha! You Said "Wednesday One-Liners"!

Professor: So, the probability you're dealing with a straight is determined by what comes out the back end here.

--Statistics lecture, Columbia University

Overheard by: Chuckles

Blonde hairstylist to male customer: Men are easy. I could do 15 men a day.

--Upscale hair salon

NYU professor about expertise involved in determining chicken gender: When was the last time you turned over a chick?

--NYU

Biology professor: Homo erectus? Homosapiens? I don't know... So many homos.


--Wagner College

Overheard by: Catherine

Prim older lady: You guys could eat out. Also, you could go out for dinner... Yes, I'm twelve.

--Relish, Williamsburg

Overheard by: Ursula and Winifred