Nuh-Unh!

Man: I don't have a thousand dollars to give you.
Woman: You do too, sir.
Man: I don't. I can give you some money today, but I don't have a thousand.
Woman: You do too, sir.
Man: I can write you a check later this week, but I don't have a thousand right now.
Woman: You do too, sir.

--Courtroom D, 100 Center St

Overheard by: Inkling