His Heart Flutters at the Mere Sight of a Lilac-Scented Hanky

Suit #1: It's not that I don't like golf, but it is so similar to croquet, yet everyone makes fun of me for playing croquet!
Suit #2: Well, maybe it is because it's an old lady's sport.
Suit #1: Well, then goddammit -- old ladies sure know how to have fun!

--59th & Broadway