Eventually They Both Discovered New York's Sequential Street-Numbering Scheme

Hippie kid: Hey, man, do you know which way North is?
Club kid: Wow, I'm bad with directions...
Hippie kid: So, does that mean you don't know how to get to 15th Street?
Club kid: Oh, yeah! I can give someone the right directions for once! It's that way [points to 13th Street.

--14th & 8th