Um, Sara, I Don't Think You Should Say That So Loud

Kid #1: You're mad short, haha.
Kid #2: Shut up! I know I'm short! I haven't grown at all! The only thing that grew was my dick!

--Columbus Circle

Overheard by: A.K.

Headline by: KMW

Runners-Up:
· "And Somewhere in America, Mary Kay Letourneau's Ears Prick Up" - Sara
· "Everyone in Dwarf Porn Goes through This Moment" - M
· "I'm a Little Teapot, 2.0" - Duncan Pflaster
· "Whatchu Talkin' About, Willis?" - Molly


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