You Know, If the Developing World Can't Keep Track of Itself, What Chance Do the Rest of Us Have?

Filipino girl #1: So, he's from Bangladesh, right?
White guy: Really? Are you sure? 'Cause he looks white...
Filipino girl #2: Yeah, but he's really Filipino. Bangladesh is in Asia, right?
Filipino girl #1: Yeah, but not our part, which is why he doesn't look completely white like me.

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