Gleeful little boy: We will, we will fuck you! We will, we will fuck you! [Bursts into giggles.] –1 train Overheard by: caitlinj Guy: I mean, I wasn’t expecting being fucked, either! –55th & 8th Overheard by: Mariah Guy on cell: You know what? Cleo fucked you, so fuck it — we’re fucked. –Forest Hills Tough guy with five-year-old: Hey, buddy! Don’t fucking push me! I’ve got my fuckin’ kid here! –1 train Overheard by: wba Hispanic lady with stroller, on cell: Mothafuckin’ [Spanish]… Fuckin’ asshole [Spanish]… Son of a [Spanish]… Fuckin’ mothafuckin’ [Spanish]… Bunny rabbit [Spanish]… Fuck. –7th Ave, Park Slope Overheard by: Mike N (doesn’t speak Spanish)