Professor: Old people will sign anything. –Brooklyn College Professor: What do you guys think of this poster? It annoys me. I would wear this on a t-shirt just to annoy people. –Pratt Institute Sociology professor: New York is a megalopolis, while Boston is only a metropolis, although Bostonites would argue that… Bostonites… Bostoners… Bostonians? Pshhh, whatever. –Fordham University Overheard by: Sromeo Philosophy professor, drawing: Here is the world… Here are some birds… And people. Here’s someone… Here’s someone hitting someone with an ax. Some people do axings… Some people don’t. –Fordham University Overheard by: no axings! Old professor with French accent: Hot climate is associated in this book with passion or sex. I think that I, for example, really never did have sex in a sub-zero temperature. –NYU Cantor Film Center Overheard by: suddenly surrounded by students’ awkward snickers Sociology professor: I’ll tell you a story that most people laugh hysterically at, but it actually makes me really sad… Kind of like Napoleon Dynamite. –Fordham University Overheard by: Sromeo