Perfume guy: Gucci! Gucci! Gucci’ll get you a hoochie! –Macy’s Overheard by: alison Woman selling belongings on street: Look here, deodorant! Brand new! One dollar. –44th, between Lex & 3rd Hawker with "Cheney/Satan ’08" bumper stickers: Inappropriate stickers here! –Outside Grand Central Musician to passerby eating cookie: If you like cookies, you’ll love my new album! –9th & 6th Overheard by: Gil AM New York lady to another: Bitch, don’t be comin’ over here! AM New York, people — get your AM New York! Fuck you, you bitch, I been here since seven AM every day this week. Don’t be givin’ me that shit. Get your lazy ass off my corner ‘fore I cut you! Fuck you, bitch! Fuck you! AM New York, people, AM New York… –Penn Station Overheard by: BJ Comedy hawker: Free bag of marijuana with your purchase! Yaaay! –43rd & 7th Overheard by: Sarah R