Believe Me, He Would Know

Guy #1: Hey...Sam?
Guy #2: No...Sam's my brother.
Guy #1: Oh...sorry. Dude, you look just like him.
Guy #2: Well, we're brothers.
Guy #1: Me and my brother don't look anything alike.
Guy #2: Huh. Guess your mother was a whore.

--37th & 3rd