Finally, Someone Understands That the Terms Are Mutually Exclusive.

Dude: I don't want coffee, I want Starbucks!

--Bleecker & Thompson

Overheard by: office peon

Headline by: desire

Runners-Up:
· "And For The Last Time, I'm Not From The Bronx; I'm From Riverdale!" - Gutterlush
· "Howard Shultz: Don't Call It a Comeback, It That Easy, G!" - Drewp
· "I Can't Decipher That Small, Medium, Large Jargon They Use Everywhere Else." - Jessie Birks
· "Overheard in Seattle: Shit, They Know" - digital hash
· "The Top Conerns Of the Nation: War, Peace, and Finding a Starbucks" - abbitt the rabbitt
· "Yeah, Well I Really Don't Think We Have Time For a Handjob, Joe." - Idiocracy


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