...to Go

Girl: Well, you would have to be loaded to get someone to wash your balls every hour.
Guy: No, I wouldn't. I could do that shit now! Just pay someone who works at McDonald's five bucks an hour more, they would so do it.
Girl: Yah, but do you really want someone who worked at McDonald's washing your balls?
Guy: I'm getting a chubby.

--Greene St & Spring St

Overheard by: Laughed Out Loud