You're Just Jealous Because Heath Ledger's Housekeeper Called Me and Not You

Skinny girl #1: ... And these guys always want to do blow with me, like all the time, it's so weird!
Skinny girl #2: Awww, no one ever wants to do blow with me.
Skinny girl #1, whispering loudly: That's because your ass is the size of Russia.

--Tiffany & Co.

Overheard by: EDW