Wednesday One-Liners You Can Dance to

Dude: He's the black, blind Motown equivalent of Kenny G.

--113th & Amsterdam

Overheard by: Wild Dog Boy

Girl, while leaving screening of "I am legend": Okay... I cannot believe the woman did not know Bob Marley! I mean, that had to be the most unrealistic thing in that entire film.

--Fresh Meadows, Queens

Overheard by: hmmm...

Curly-haired chick: Has New Order become an okay kinky sex background band? Am I *old*?

--113th & Broadway

Overheard by: Poogins

Guy, standing next to guy listening to Journey on his iPod: Get away from me! Just get the fuck away from me!

--2 Train

Dumb girl dressed like Scary Spice en route to the concert: Yeah, a lot of people think that the Spice Girls like, reinstated feminism.

--NJ Transit

Yale grad: Eminem has a wonderful sense of meter.

--Court St., Brooklyn

Overheard by: Justin Casement

Queer: We only stayed for 15 minutes, I'm not that into karaoke. And when a coven of lesbians start casting their spells to "My Sharona", I was outta there."

--Chambers & Greenwich

Overheard by: Grand Witch Muffy