Elegant lady on cell: I’m a powerful influence on the Kennedys. –Columbus Circle Overheard by: Wild Dog Boy Fat black man to white man who breaks his umbrella while trying to help him open it: Aw, hells no. Don’t make me go all Britney Spears on yo’ ass. –Duane Reade, 57th & Broadway Chick, to guy: Danny Pintauro hit on you at a leather club? –14th St & 6th Ave Overheard by: Ladle Professor to class: … The ark of the covenant gone, only to be found by Harrison Ford later on. –Fordham University Overheard by: Krisztina Barista to meathead: … That’s the thing about Drew Bledsoe. He smokes a lot of marijuana. –11th & Bedford NYU girl: I want to be Patrick Dempsey! So I could fuck myself! –Washington Square Park Overheard by: Maya G. Suit on cell: Dude, you’re dating Sigourney Weaver? Right now? Dude, are you kissing her? Are you grabbing her ass? Does she still have an ass at this point? –66th & Broadway Overheard by: Ken