The Village Bicycle's Wednesday One-Liners

Girl on cell: So I asked my doorman if I brought anyone home with me last night and he said he didn't know! I told him it's his job to know!

--Outside 145th subway station

Hipster girl: Santa is a man whore!

--45th & 8th

College girl: And then we're having what I thought was a nice one night stand, and then, he's all like "what are you doing?"

--Washington Square Park

Overheard by: silvver

Indian girl: I need to up my sex number. I either wanna sleep with a professor or a celebrity. (long pause) Wait! Professors are like celebrities!

--72nd and Amsterdam

Overheard by: Vincent

Teen girl to friend: ... And then my mom said to me "don't be a ho."

--Union Square

Overheard by: Lotte

Girl: She is such a fuckin' slut. (Pause, then indignantly) How you gonna sleep with someone for four dollars?

--Bergen and Smith