Wednesdays Don't Kill People; One-Liners Kill People

Large black man on cell phone: They did the deal with the diamonds, then the other guy got greedy and shot up the place.

--Union Ave

Overheard by: Seth Callaway

Teen, looking around: Where are we? Are we purchasing illegal arms?

--Turkish Restaurant, Montague St.

Overheard by: Mike N

Blonde chick in pink coat, perkily: ... There was no exit wound, and no bullet.

--L train

Overheard by: Ladle

Girl talking to co-worker: I live near Wall Street and there are like army men down there with machine guns and it's scary! How do I know they don't have Tourette's and won't just start shooting their guns all over the place?!

--41st & 3rd

Older suit, calmly, to his two female coworkers: I'd like to put a gun to his head and say "Nickie do the right thing or I will blow your fucking head off."
[His companions nod in understanding.]

--Starbucks

Calm Jewish fraternity guy on cell: So, I'm being deported and drafted into the Israeli army... It's okay, I'll name my gun after you!

--NYU Waverly Building