Man on phone, while withdrawing cash at the ATM: Congrats, dude. It could still be chlamydia though! –LES Overheard by: Romano Kid: I don’t like this place, it has aids. –F Train Overheard by: Richard J. Anderson Man on cell: You can’t just sleep in somebody’s bed and not tell them you have scabies. That’s… irresponsible. –Home Depot Professional woman: So I think you have an STD and blah blah blah. –Times Square Customer: Can we get an extra plate? He’s sick and I have herpes. –Freemans, Freeman’s Alley Twentysomething businesswoman: I was like, ‘oh my god, don’t hook up with my mom’… she has crabs! –13th & 2nd Overheard by: Natalia