I Always Spin a 2, Never Get the Blue Car, and My Peg Always Falls Out.

Hipster: Life is so... boring to me.

--Outside trendy hipster bar

Overheard by: J. Corner

Headline by: RL

Runners-Up:
· "God: Well, You See Jesus, I'm Kinda Glad You Said That Because..." - Sizzle
· "Obviously Hasn't Tried the New "Coke Zero"" - Leary Blaine
· "That's Why God Invented Firearms" - astanhope
· "The Sun Is Hot, Water Is Wet, And, Somewhere, a Hipster Is Bored. More at Eleven." - map
· "Those Skinny Jeans Will Suffocate You Soon Enough" - Mowgli Allagash
· "Who Ordered the Ennui and Tonic?" - brian brinegar
· "You're Not Exactly a Fireworks Extravaganza Yourself" - Katie Darling


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