Most Importantly, How Do They Get Through Airport Security with Them?

Asian chick #1, on seeing a cop on a horse: How do they get the shoes on the horse? Do they like slip it on?
Asian chick #2: No. Cuz then they'd fall off.
Asian chick #1: Oh... Are they born with them?
Asian chick #2: No... Wait. I don't think so...

--Times Square

Overheard by: Cecilia