Woman at bar to her friend: Ok, I know I’m an art dealer, but I’m like, the least bourgeois person I know. –Smith & Mills (restaurant in Tribeca) Overheard by: the lerpa Little boy to friends: There are are four really big, important artists: Monet, Van Gogh, Renoir and… Pistachio. –Impressionism Room, Metropolitan Museum of Art Overheard by: I love Pistachio’s green period Young girl: These paintings smell nice and fresh! –The Met Angry white suburban artist to Jews for Jesus: Stop talking! You are pushing this on me without me asking -that makes you a cult. Go away. We don’t like your kind here -we are all white suburban artists. –Morgan L Stop on Bogart Overheard by: not a hipster Gangsta: Dali? Ain’t he like, Picasso or some shit? –The Met