Guy: I don’t think you’re supposed to like being incarcerated. –St. Mark’s Place Overheard by: mkb Middle-aged man on phone: I’m telling you, if I turn myself in now I won’t be in court for six months. –50th & 8th Grungy guy to his friend: …Dude, you have no idea how many times I’ve been in this courthouse… –Giants Parade, in Front of the Courthouse Overheard by: Julian Guy on phone: We really got ourselves in some deep shit with this one. I hope he gets out sooner for good behavior. We should have never gotten involved. –JFK Airport Woman, yelling in stall: I will read you your Miranda rights, bitch! I will arrest you! –Port Authority Women’s Bathroom Overheard by: unsure if she is crazy or on the phone Cashier on phone: No, you don’t understand, miss. That is perjury. If I do that, I will go to jail… No, you are not listening to me. I would be arrested. I would serve time…[hangs up, turns to customers.] Can I help you? –Harlem U-Haul