Big bald guy: No, no, you don’t have to be ordained to marry people at the show. Just put on the Pope robe if you want to marry people. –Office Building, Hudson St Guy: I took your advice, bro. I’m gonna marry her in a little over three weeks. But… I gotta get drunk first. –Houston & Broadway Overheard by: erin Suit #1 to suit #2: Well, maybe she won’t sign the pre-nup and then you’ll be free. –Wall Street Black chick: No! No! Ain’t no one gettin’ lynched at my wedding! –Food Dimensions, Myrtle & Broadway Overheard by: off white Woman on cell: The only time he gets to be himself is when he goes away and that’s the way he saves the marriage… Otherwise it’s "Mommy, I don’t feel well’ and ‘Mommy, may I be excused from the table." –23rd St & 5th Ave Overheard by: Mugsy’s Moll Goth chick on phone: He proposed to me while he was in me… Yea, well, I mean he told me after that he really meant it! –Penn Station