Dear Mr. Warming, I Believe in You. Love, Amy

Six-year-old girl #1: I'm going to write them a very stern letter about this!
Six-year-old girl #2: Who?
Six-year-old girl #1: Global warming!
Six-year-old girl #2: Global warming's not a person, fart-face.

--Court & Degraw St, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Global Warming, the person