...Cowboy

Pretentious hipster: So where are you ethnically from?
Indian girl: India.
Pretentious hipster: Well, I know that, but are you from Bangladesh, Pakistan, or India?
Indian girl: India.
Pretentious hipster: Ohhh, you're Native American.
Indian girl: I'll take that drink now.

--Welcome to the Johnsons Bar, Lower East Side

Overheard by: blondie