Girl, to boyfriend: And that’s why you can never trust the emotions or actions of someone whose star sign is ruled by mars. –20th & 7th Overheard by: ALR Barista to waiter: I don’t mind that I spent $130 on a pair of Oakleys cause I can look at the sun for a while and it won’t hurt my eyes. –Long Island Railroad Overheard by: Chris K. Baby boomer hippie to college student: Dude, I just got me some of that Afghani shit. Took me to the mooooooon and back, baby! –Washington Square Overheard by: Summer Doonesbury looking dude: Imagine what life would be like without the sun. –40th & Park Ave Overheard by: Ledbetter Girl, being shaken awake by friend: But Rachel, where are you going to put the black hole? –A Train Bum on street, to several protesters passing by in pure white bio-hazard suits: Aw… You people wait right there, I’m a run and get some cigarettes then I’m comin’ to the moon with ya’ll. Seriously… Wait. –45 & 7th Ave Overheard by: Comack