Conductor: Attention downtown passengers. The train that just left the station was obviously not your train. –6 Train Woman on cell: Hey, it’s the MTA who should be spanked! –Rector St. Overheard by: Ladle Small girl to mom: I like this train station the best because it has an elevator, and you can see the whole world outside. The whole wide beautiful world. –Harlem Escalator, 1 Train Overheard by: Mark Brinker Guy: I get all my information from subway ads. –F Train Overheard by: Thom Cohen Woman, hearing garbled announcement that E train is running as an F: No! They are takin’ all my E trains! –E Train Overheard by: I can has E train? Crackhead: Make sure to take your newspapers with you on the way out of the train. I’m having company over later and I want it to look nice. –Franklin Avenue Shuttle Overheard by: shuttle rider