Hipster guy: He wants to write a book about how hipsters are all about being nihilistic and getting lung cancer from oral sex. –Hop Scotch, Ave A Hipster guy to girl: It’s like, you can’t take my identity. I’m a film director, that’s who I am. It’s like if I was a carpenter, I would make wood. I mean, I would make buildings… You can’t just choose to be a carpenter. –Pepe Rosso’s, Sullivan St Asian hipster chick: You know, when you ask someone what they’re doing and they say clearing their head? I don’t think you can really do that because when you say you’re clearing your head you are really thinking about clearing your head so it isn’t clear after all. –A Train Overheard by: kate Über-hipster chick to another: Bitch! Brunch tomorrow or I’ll fucking smack that headband right off you! –8th & Bedford, Brooklyn Hipster girl: What floor was fluffy on?! What floor was fluffy on?!?!??! –Hookah Bar, East Village Overheard by: Marisa Hipster: It was a mess. I mean, you don’t want anarchists at the socialist barbecue. Haven’t you ever read Kropotkin? –125th St Overheard by: Ali