First-Come, First-Served Is a Pretext for Discrimination!

[A woman creates her own line and walks up to the counter.]
Postal employee: Ma'am, you have to wait in line.
Latino woman: I was in the esspress line.
Postal employee: We don't serve espresso here ma'am, this is the post office.
Latino woman: What? You think I'm stoopid? I have less than ten items.
Postal employee: There is no express line at the post office, please wait in line like the other people.
Latino woman: Oh... I see how it is.
Postal employee: Happy holidays, ma'am.
Latino woman: Fuck you too.

--Post Office, 14th Street & Avenue A

Overheard by: texmorgan