I'll Follow in the Footsteps of the Guys Who Invented "Poontang" and "Beaver Pie"

Guy: I've started calling vaginas "Panninis."
Girl: You dug this hole!
Guy: Yeah, and now I'm gonna bury myself in it -which is great, because it's the perfect size to fit my dead corpse!

--Hunter College

Overheard by: Therese