Wednesday Pick-Up-Liners

Guy, bumping into girlfriend as bus lurches: Sorry baby, that's gravity. I can't help it, I'm physically attracted to you.

--M116 Bus

Overheard by: I hate the bus

Construction worker hitting on young girl: Hey baby, you are too cute to be so pretty!

--Allen & East Houston

Black bag seller to passerby: Hey sweetheart, you wanna buy a bag today? I'll tell you what, you buy a bag and I'll give you my number for free.

--33rd & Broadway

Man to teenage girls: Do you and your friends like to wrestle? I swear to god I could take you all.

--Times Square

Overheard by: yearbookie

Homie to friends: They say in the old days you couldn't even holler at a woman cause she wouldn't answer you.

--South Williamsburg

Overheard by: DanielXY

Homeless man to cute passerby: Nice knees.

--Central Park