Ghetto kid at a carnival: Man, that wasn’t no clown. That was just someone dressed like a clown! –P.S. 218, The Bronx Overheard by: Children are the future Fourteen-year-old black girl to friend: You should have thrown a brick at a clown and seen the blood. You would have loved that. –7th Ave Street Fair, Park Slope Overheard by: send in the clowns Little girl, pointing at obvious pimp: Look mommy, look! A clown! –Brooklyn Janitor to clown post-show: Everybody loves clowns. Even Bill Gates! –Barnum & Bailey Circus Slightly crazed looking man to well-dressed blonde chick: For $300 you’ll get a clown and a playboy bunny! –E4th & 2nd Ave Overheard by: I might consider paying up