Running jaywalker: The worst car to get hit by is a Mini Cooper! –University & 10th St Overheard by: Knows trucks that beg to differ Old man crossing the street, on cell: I’m crossing the fucking street! –42nd & Broadway Guy wearing yarmulke, to friend: Hey, watch out! Just because you’re Jewish doesn’t mean cars won’t run you over. –Columbus Circle Tourist suit to other suit: New Yorkers are so rude. Just wait till you see how they all cross the street at red lights! –Metro North Train to Grand Central Overheard by: Courtney Messer Cop on loudspeaker, to Asian bimbo tourist trying to walk down the middle of Canal St: Sidewalks are open to the public. Please use them. –Canal Street Overheard by: F Tourists [Two cops are waiting at the light. A woman jaywalks and almost gets hit by a car.]
Male cop: Phew! That would have been a lot of paper work. –44th & Broadway Overheard by: Aimee