Wednesday One-Liners Can't Carry a Tune in a Bucket

Bum walking dog, singing: Tired of looking for love in all the wrong places, ejaculating on all the wrong faces...

--72nd St & Columbus

Overheard by: Asset

Drugged-up guy singing a song to girls on subway platform, to the tune of "Earth Angel": Earth angel, earth angel, would you be mine? Earth angel, earth angel, would someone loan me money so I can bribe her to take me hoooome...

--Union Square Platform

Overheard by: Thankfully not an earth angel

Cop #1, singing to cop #2: Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee..!

--6th Ave & Waverly

Overheard by: Jatmos

Blind panhandler, singing: Can't take my eyes off of you...

--R Train

Young hobo, singing: Gimme some money, bitch, I need a fuckin' pen, so I can write a sign...

--St Mark's Place

Greyhound bus driver: We're pulling up to Port Authority now. [Sings] My Greyhound brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours, damn right, it's better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge. La la la la la- New York City! La la la la la -almost there.

--Geyhound, Port Authority

Overheard by: carly, gina, and jenna