African man, yelling into cell: I am not riding a bike! I’m not a machine! I’m not a machine! I’m not a wheel! –W 23rd St Overheard by: I’m a train! Loud chick on cell: So I told him he’s gotta do some exercises or something to keep up with me. I mean, he doesn’t do any foreplay or anything, just climbs his fat ass on top of me… –37th & Broadway Guy on phone at sandwich shop: How am I? Well, that’s a complicated quesion -do you mean right now, or in general? Because right now, Lisa’s got a really bad cold and is all set up on the couch and I just got back from a eulogy for a friend’s pop. So now I’m getting a coffee and then I plan on riding the bicycle at the gym -’cause that’s the closest I can get to heroin. How are you? –85th & Columbus Ave Lady, to marathon wheelchair participants: Don’t just sit there, go go go! –99th & 5th, NYC Marathon Grown woman, clapping and bouncing up and down: Yaaaaaaay, I get to go on the slide! –76th & York Ten-year-old girl leaving the midnight showing of Harry Potter: Ugh. I am never working out again! –68th & Broadway Overheard by: Sarah Booz