Little boy: But I was really excited for her to get a hernia! –35th & 6th Overheard by: alix Eleven-year-old boy, to classmate that he just hit with a ball representing "responsibility": Oooooooo!!! You just got pounded in the face with responsibility!!! –Bushwick, Brooklyn Overheard by: Their Proud Counselor Ten-year-old girl, about figures: Why do they all have to be boys? –Bodies: The Exhibition, South Street Seaport Overheard by: Robert Young child crossing the street while holding his mothers hand: [Singing] Please… Don’t… Enter me. –70th St & Columbus Little boy: It’s not illegal to jiggle. –6th & 17th Preschooler to daddy: Can I get that three hundred dollars now? –UES