You May Need to Exfoliate and Moisturize

Teenage girl #1: Ew, I have such bad dandruff. I need to like get rid of it because I can never wear black.
Teenage girl #2: Ew I know, me too! Except I have crotch dandruff.
Teenage girl #1: Umm... What's that?
Teenage girl #2: I don't know but every time I scratch my crotch it looks like it's snowing.

--A Train

Overheard by: Does that mean she can't wear black pants?