You're Not Getting Any Warmer, Dude

Drunk guy: Where are you from, man?
Random guy: Arizona.
Drunk guy: Arizona... Arizona, Nevada?
Random guy: No... Arizona, Arizona.
Drunk guy: Oh, but... Nevada is a section of Arizona right?
Random guy: No. Nevada is Nevada.
Drunk guy: I've been to Wisconsin.

--E Train

Overheard by: Noble Robinette