...Toasting Him at Other Bars

Man on barstool: I want to toast my friend who passed away.
Bartender, as he slides glass to man: Oh geez, sorry to hear that. When did he die?
Man: Four years ago.
Bartender: Four years ago... And you are just now...
Man: I've been busy.

--3rd Ave Bar, near 37th

Overheard by: Paul