Professor: Gods, these students. It’s like they just don’t get it, you tell them things and two minutes later they ask you the same thing. How did they get here? What are they going to major in? In "homelessness"? –English Department, Hostos Community College Well-dressed 20-something girl: Homeless people tell me to cheer up all the time! –1 train Rich woman #1, fixing rich woman #2’s scarf: [laughs] Oh my god, you look homeless! –1 Train Overheard by: sagehen Well-dressed woman on cell: It’s just another Wednesday and I’m a bag lady. –Columbia University Overheard by: Ladle Mother to her flock of children entering the train and then getting off: Run guys run, theres a homeless guy on that train! Run! –F Train Overheard by: yana