Well dressed party-goer: No, like, I went to Princeton -we lied all the time. –Williamsburg Overheard by: Cuny Graduate Dude on cell: Okay… Great. Yeah. But I gotta go. My mom’s calling. [Hangs up, shoves phone in pocket.] –Wagner College, Staten Island Overheard by: Squiggs Woman on cell: I just don’t understand why he got so freaked out about it. I said "I love you" -big fucking deal. That doesn’t mean anything. I could have been lying. I was lying, for Christ’s sake. –L Train Crazy hobo: Hillary Clinton is a liar, she lies. We’ve been married for 28 years and she won’t admit to it. Liar. Afraid of integration, that’s Hillary. –E Train Overheard by: Liz Beaux Suit on cell to his wife: Yeah… Yeah… Oh, honey, I have to go, this is it, the train’s here. Bye! [Clicks over to the other line.] Hey buddy! How’s it going! –125th St. Subway platform Overheard by: EthanK Twentysomething player on cell, picking fresh hairs off him : I feel you, I feel you, I can’t meet up with you now, I have to go to Forest Hills to get my haircut. –N Train Overheard by: john Guy on cell: Most people lie to get out of jury duty and here I am being honest about NAMBLA. –73rd & 2nd Overheard by: melissa