Girl to friend: I wonder what’s the difference between hard tacos and soft tacos. –Line at Taco Bell, Queens Mall Food Court Overheard by: NTA Guy talking to his friend: I don’t believe there is a first time for everything, but I do think there is a first time for anything. –2nd St & Ave B Overheard by: Max Berlinger Girl on cell in hallway: She told me to get bacterial soap. –Fordham University, Rose Hill Overheard by: Krisztina ,who uses anti-bacterial Subway comedian: My wife is so stupid. I told her to take the 2 train, she took the 1 twice. [Awkward silence follows. Comedian proceeds to dance around a subway pole pretending to be a stripper.] –1 Train Overheard by: Subway rider Guy on cell: Dude, you’ve got to stop doing this "living paycheck to paycheck" thing because every time you get a check it’s like an emotional highway. –Columbia University Campus Overheard by: Alina College girl, after closing a Nutella jar: I solved it! I solved the puzzle! –Broome St Overheard by: YJL