Wednesday One-Liners Didn't Mean It Like That

NYU nerdy chick on cell: The oral is going to be super hard. ...But I think I'll be good at it.

--NYU

Overheard by: kat

Clerk, to female co-worker: I keep my meat to the side.

--Walgreens, Atlantic Ave

Girl: Bite and suck, bite and suck, bite and suck!

--Szechuan Restaurant

Overheard by: tallierand

Female customer to employee: ...the gum that has the things in it. She likes to chew on the ones with the blue balls.

--Duane Reade, Fresh Meadows

Overheard by: evan FM

College sophomore: ... So yeah, I said "Mom, stop rotating my pickle!"

--USA #1 Deli, La Salle & Broadway

Overheard by: Xiao Hoah Dze

Father to younger son: So you like second base right?

--Douglaston Market, Queens

Overheard by: Noelle