She Bought You That Vaginal Ointment You've Been Needing!

Lady over loudspeaker: Would a customer named *Amanda please report to checkout ten. *Amanda, please report to checkout ten.
[Pause of about 45 seconds.]
Lady over loudspeaker: *Amanda, please report to checkout ten. You mom is here and her back hurts.

--Pathmark-Atlantic Center Brooklyn

Overheard by: Bart Procacci