[A crazy man is running back and forth on the sidewalk and uses a blonde girl to ‘hide’ behind.]
Blonde: Excuse you!
Crazy man: What, you got a problem?!
Blonde, firmly: Yes. Could you stop being a weirdo around me?
Crazy man: Oh… Sorry. [He then proceeded to walk normally to the crosswalk.] –57th & 9th Overheard by: Not around me either